7 more deadly sins

So it appears that the Vatican has decided to revamp the seven deadly sins.

Here they are, according to the Sidney Morning Herald Blogs:

1. accumulating obscene wealth
2. polluting the environment
3. genetic engineering
4. drug dealing
5. abortion
6. pedophilia
7. causing social injustice

So let’s see. Given #1 he should give up all of the church’s gold, because if there is an obscene amount of wealth anywhere it is in the Vatican. With #6 does that mean he’s actually going to DO something about it? I can’t even tough #7 in light of the church’s espousal of genocide.

According to the Vatican’s official newspaper L’Osservatore they are:

1. Genetic modification
2. Human experimentations
3. Polluting the environment
4. Social injustice
5. Causing poverty
6. Financial gluttony
7. Taking drugs

No more human experimentations or taking drugs? Why is this reminiscent of when doctors couldn’t dissect corpses so the pope had a Jewish doctor? After all, modern medicine involves a lot of advance cash loan payday software? ?advance loan payday software? ?cashadvance loan payday software? ?cashadvance loan payday software? ?cashbackgammon game,free online backgammon game,free backgammon game downloadtournoi poker internetroulette game,online roulette game,casino game online roulettejeu de poker flashfind online casinono download video pokerpoker source onlinebonus video pokeronline penny slots,free online slots bonus,slots onlinejouer poker bruelvideo poker strategiesstrip poker en ligne gratuitesadvance? cash loan online payday ?advance cash loan payday software? ?advance loan payday software? ?cashdownload free ringtones samsungfast faxless cash advance,advance cash fast get,fast cash advancecash america payday loan,america cash loan paydayfree online casino slotsonline black jack gameblackjack game,strip blackjack game,casino blackjack game onlinebackgammon rule,rule to play backgammon,backgammon game rulebest casino gamble internet online,online casino gamble,casino gambleplay black jack online freelearn to play crapsinternet casino,casino internet uk,internet casino gambling onlinewinning video pokerblack jack,computer black jack,online casino black jackplay blackjack online freeinternet baccaratfree slots and video pokercasino bonus codeonline casino gambling sitefree casino game no downloadfree casino gamesonline bingointernet casino gambling onlineplay free roulettecraps free online play,free online craps,free online casino game crapsbaccarat free internet,free baccarat game,free baccaratfree bingohow to win video pokercraps rulesfree casino,free casino game,no deposit free money casinoblackjack softwareplay backgammon online free,play backgammon free,free backgammon numbers 1 and 7.

Wow. This pope sucks. He’s the fucking George W. Bush of popes.

I have a better list they should pay attention to. How about:

1. Protecting the wicked
2. Abusing confidence
3. Promoting the spread of disease
4. Promoting war and hatred
5. The destruction of other cultures
6. Lying to protect your wealth, power, and prestige
7. Actively working to halt the progress of humanity

Oh wait. Those can’t be sins because they’re EVEN MORE GUILTY OF THOSE!

The Pope's good side

Pricks.

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